Black Friday Chaos

So this morning I was sitting at the dining table, eating breakfast, when I overheard my mom talking about a news story she heard. Apparently a woman in a WalMart was trying to get to the X-Boxes through the crowd and started macing people. My reaction: Wait...a MACE??? Like the kind with spikes? *silence* Ohhhhhhh, you mean the spray.....never mind then...

But a lady in WalMart attacking people with a mace would be pretty awesome right?!
Well, not to the people lying in a bloody heap on the floor.... but to the bystanders, it would be kind of epic.

It was just a guess...

So, this Sunday, at church, I took part in a game. Pictures of strange inventions were put up on the screen, and us participants were than supposed to guess what they might be. One of the pictures:
 
Pretty impressive looking right? See, the colors reminded me of a can of toxic waste. With the stripes? Thus creating my guess:
"It's a toxic waste launcher! It shoots capsules full of toxic waste, which explode on impact (the impact being your enemy if you have good aim) and then cause skin to burn and bubble and then melt off!"
This, of course, earned me some strange looks, and the pastors response was: "No it's not a toxic waste launcher, and that's actually kind of disturbing."
It turned out to be a buoyancy gun. It shoots out capsules that expand into life saving devices when shot at the water near drowning people. Whatever. Close enough.

You know what I'm talking about right?

You know when you say something completely random, or so off-topic, that everyone looks at you like 'what is wrong with you?!?' or they actually say it? Or when you say something kind of violent, and slightly disturbing?
Well, this blog is *mostly* dedicated to those strange moments. With a few off-topic posts. But that's all part of it right?